Wednesday 14 December 2011

Funniest joke in the world...not

In 2002, after much research, British scientists identified what they call the Funniest Joke in the World. Here it is:

A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back. The other man takes out his mobile phone and calls the emergency operator services. He says to the operator: 'My friend is dead! What do I do?'
The operator says in a calm, soothing voice: 'Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he is dead.'
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The man's voice comes back on the line. He says: 'Okay, now what?'

Perhaps that just go to show that there are some things you must never leave to scientists.

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